§ 02 · King James Bible
Galatians 4:15
Where is then the blessedness ye spake of? for I bear you record, that, if it had been possible, ye would have plucked out your own eyes, and have given them to me.
Simple English
Where did you get the happiness you talked about? Because I can prove that if it were possible, you would have removed your own eyes and given them to me.
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