§ 02 · King James Bible
Numbers 22:32
And the angel of the LORD said unto him, Wherefore hast thou smitten thine ass these three times? behold, I went out to withstand thee, because thy way is perverse before me:
Simple English
And the angel asked him, "Why did you hit your donkey three times?" He replied, "I was going to stop you because your path is twisted and not right."
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