§ 02 · King James Bible
Numbers 22:29
And Balaam said unto the ass, Because thou hast mocked me: I would there were a sword in mine hand, for now would I kill thee.
Simple English
Balaam told the donkey, "Because you made fun of me, I wish I had a sword right now so I could kill you."
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