§ 02 · King James Bible
Luke 16:9
And I say unto you, Make to yourselves friends of the mammon of unrighteousness; that, when ye fail, they may receive you into everlasting habitations.
Simple English
I tell you this: build relationships using wealth from unjust sources. That way, when you're in need, they'll welcome you into a lasting place.
* Work in progress - there may be occasional inaccuracies